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I am currently going to school and getting education in digital marketing to build on my exsiting expirience.

 

I'm looking for an internship, apprenticship, or entry level job that can further my expirience!

 

Would you like to benefit from bootstrapped marketing?

I currently run C.V.E.C.. Cache Valley Entreprenuership Collective; a great way to network in northern Utah! 

We have lunches, meetings, and events for business-minded people in the greater Logan area with the hopes of putting Cache Valley on the map for business prowess.

My last venture left my investors with a cool 275% ROI in one year, in and out. I'm always looking to make deals that grow everyone's portfolio as well as our networks. 

If that sounds at all interesting, let's talk! Ask me if this was all just a fluke or if I could do it again and again. 

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Why The Octopus?

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See, Octopuses are an enigma, but even better - they're great role models for five specific reasons. They are...

  1. Predators - An octopus beak can break shells allowing them to take any problematic troglodyte and turn it into useful calories. 

  2. Intelligent - Another testament to their alien origin; octopuses are one of the only subaquatic to use tools. They've shown problem-solving skills and complex social behavior.

  3. Futuristic - A rough estimate puts these guys between 200 and 800 million years ahead of the rest of living things if you're going on evolution progression.

  4. Unique - Name one animal like an octopus! A squid, maybe? Octopuses earn a class of their own when it comes to standing out.

  5. Adaptive - An octopus is the only living thing that can change color and texture to blend into its environment. 

And allow me to throw in some bonus parallels: they're social, trusting, flexible, resilient, creative, and nocturnal. It's like looking in a mirror!

Oh, yes, I've gone down the octopus hole studying these guys. That being said, I found they're a great representation of the creative and stand-apart work I strive for every day. And hey, I don't own the copyright on octopus branding, so if I've been convincing enough, I'd be flattered if you adopted the noble eight-legged Octopoda as your mascot as well!

Octopuses are literally aliens from the future... no, seriously.

 

According to peer-reviewed studies, Cephalopods are determined to be more genetically advanced than is possible from evolution in our brief stint here on Tera Firma. The working theory is that they are from frozen eggs carried by an asteroid - more likely than it might sound.

 

An Octopus's DNA sequence has "33,000 protein-coding genes more than is present in Homo sapiens.” -Ed Steele, Progress in Biophysics and Molecular Biology.

Any biologist worth their brine knows that this means it's evolved beyond humans, which may explain why they're so smart, affectionate, and capable. 

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My Story

  1. First, I began by creating many a business from my first vending machine at age 8 to a hot chocolate food trailer that I exited successfully, and so many projects along the way.

  2. I began to expand my knowledge and skills via YouTube university as well as certifications and began to narrow down on digital marketing as one of the best ways to set fire to my future business ventures.

  3. My future will be making connections with people and building important systems that help people. 

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